january 2nd

My America presents • LC #1098 •
I read poems to all the fishes in jail as my daughter licked the glass. She then proceeded to lick the rest of the city of Camden. I bought a 12 combs at the dollar store for, you guessed it, one dollar. Then I watched the only tv show my eyes are allowed to watch. I drank a seltzer as my phone tried to kill me again.

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